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You see, this is what happens when you mix post-Soviet politics with too much pocket-money - another hamster disaster. How can they stand this continual gnawing away at their rights? Was this the only reason why Trotsky went to Trondheim? Did Tsar Nicholas wear attention-grabbing trousers for nothing? Did Dostoievski understand that by introducing the nation to a conscious understanding of its own psychological sub-culture, he was laying the foundation for a future to be decided by the flick of a hamster's paw?
Better news, however: Lovely and quite captivating customers of meaningless slogan are all we live for. It's all too beautiful.
Boris Johnson now has a Meaningless Slogan t-shirt, and we are not kidding - it was delivered today. It was a hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, on blue men's xl. Boris was delighted, and if you don't believe us, send the blond bombsite an email and ask him. The full story will appear in our forthcoming 'London Mayor-oh my god- they elected God' edition.
1 comment:
Oh my god, he wasn't kidding!
This is just too hilarious :D
I was in London just this week (and the week before that) and on thursday (10.4.) I visited Camden Lock where I found the Meaningless Slogan -booth and the guy who was selling the shirts told me totally seriously that the text on one of the t-shirts ("A giant hamster attacs Kreml" or something) was true :D. He told me to visit this website and read it myself :D
Oh how wrong I was!
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