Another Camden Fire Suspect Throws in the T-shirt

The Shock of it All

We are saddened and mildly stunned that Camden Canal Market stall-holder, Fidel Castro, has decided to give up after the fire. He had been a stallholder for 632 years and was the first to offer a unique blend of 4-hour sales speeches and the death penalty for any customer caught trying to cross the canal on an old Sainsbury's trolley.

Imperialism

Commenting on his retirement, Mr. Castro (real name - Abraham Lincoln), droned: 'I shall continue to fight the forces of imperialism by writing for the Daily Meaningless in a weekly blog on the internet'

Official Silence

The Daily Meaningless refused to discuss the whole situation. What can we expect from people like that?