Another Camden Fire Suspect Throws in the T-shirt

The Shock of it All

We are saddened and mildly stunned that Camden Canal Market stall-holder, Fidel Castro, has decided to give up after the fire. He had been a stallholder for 632 years and was the first to offer a unique blend of 4-hour sales speeches and the death penalty for any customer caught trying to cross the canal on an old Sainsbury's trolley.

Imperialism

Commenting on his retirement, Mr. Castro (real name - Abraham Lincoln), droned: 'I shall continue to fight the forces of imperialism by writing for the Daily Meaningless in a weekly blog on the internet'

Official Silence

The Daily Meaningless refused to discuss the whole situation. What can we expect from people like that?

Fire Special!

Great Balls of Fire

Well, it had to happen, because it did. Fires are like that. It all seemed highly improbable, but then again who would predict that one day Amy Winehouse would be capable of saying a sentance without a hint of self-publicity?

Bish on the rocks

The befuddled, bedraggled, befrocked bishop has taken a lot of battering this week - in fact more than your average large cod in the hands of a careless chip shop owner

Press Coverage

We wish to complain about the moronic tabloid press, particularly 'the daily meaningless'. It is shameful nonsense.