Ich werde in die tannen gehen

You see - the world needs people like Charity (right) and Clara. Charity currently holds the world record for frequency of visits to meaningless slogan - 3 visits in 4 days. Either accompanied by the delightful Abbi of underground school uniform fame or alone, Charity has brought a smile to the windswept face of the Sloganfuhrer.

The ray of sunshine provided by our regulars makes the lashing rain, insolent Spaniards and a particularly untuneful Israelite seem almost bearable.