Tuesday, 19 August 2008

Das ist mein Teil

You see - the daily apple pie of life brings its custard and its crust. The custard is sweetly engaging and the crust gives one something to bite. To use another culinary metaphor - it's the answer to the eternal question - why did the architect have the house made backwards?. Answers on a postcard or comment - if you are correct and can be bothered to leave your address you will receive a free shirt of my choice. Confidential replies will be treated with the disdain they deserve.


However - help is at hand thanks to the never-starting creativity of the powerhouse of meaningless slogan. Storming into the changing room, our reporter spotted millions of new slogans when she visited Camden Lock last weekend. At least 3 visitors were stunned by the vastness and sheer sheerness of the originality on display.


To be poplular, you do not have to be any good - look at Amy Winehouse - but, if you have something to say - go along to the meaningless slogan outlet and enjoy a chocolate mouse. Apparently, satisfation is a mere formality.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You fasinate me - I bought 2 T shirts from you last month and I am still laughing with my friend about what you said to us. Where do you get it from?

xxxxxxxxxssss from Clair and me (bet you dont remember my name)