Special photo report

Photo exclusive: The computer discs of a strange operation based in Camden Lock Market called 'meaningless slogan' have recently fallen into our hands. Sir Max Profit tried to sell them to 'The Daily Meaningless' for a four-figure sum (£3.99) but we saw through that little ploy and pinched them ourselves.

So, without further ado, here are Ruth and Maria making friends:

The delightful Candice is caught here using the meaningless slogan public telephone service:

The meaningless 'Pirate Top' is finding its niches among the wardrobes of the famous:

Before you acuse 'The Daily Meaningless' of cashing in by publishing photos of nubile young ladies, here's one of a well 'ard geezer in a supple bamboo t-shirt. (accompanied by a nubile young lady).