The correct way to wear trousers

What is going on?

Why do people insist on showing their backsides to the world? Is it 'street' to look like a drooling male 'prison ho'? - Obviously, yes. Here at the Daily Meaningless we say 'sod off' to anyone whose trousers reveal even a hint of bumcrack. As for wearing your knickers high up to show off the label - it's all too ghastly to consider.

The hapless fool shown here was caught on camera visiting one of the Camden Lock traders who obviously attracts and even encourages that sort of 'individual'. Note the elegantly positioned blue plastic carrier bag in the back pocket - clearly another sign of 'respek' to 'da hood'

However, help is at hand - Meaningless Slogan is bashing out new designs and new shirts at a rate of 2 or 3 per week so slouch off to the Lock and see what's new!. Dave's arse will probably be on display. God help us all.