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You see - the sub-prime mortgage crisis has led to an immense increase in the price of food. A portion of chips in Camden Town now costs almost as much as a 3-bed semi in Clacton. Who is to blame for this horrible state of affairs?
Not the banks, for sure. The Daily Meaningless understands that fluffy merchant bankers, analysts and consultants really do need to receive their bonuses otherwise they get upset. So it's not their fault at all. We fully agree that the rest of the country should finance them. Moreover, we recognise that once their justifiable desire to make an extra few quid a year is exposed as criminal extortion, the Government should collapse on all its 'free enterprise' - 'sink or swim' hot air and use everyone's money to bail them out. We are 100% in accordance with the idea that the Government should buy votes from the house-owning public by giving more of the population's money to the banks, who obviously have not had enough of it so far.
An alternative view is the whole thing stinks worse than the dung heap of a pig farm in Lower Saxony. Never mind - help is close at hand. Now you have to fry your sausage at home instead of dining out with friends every night - why not grab a meaningless slogan apron and give everyone a well-earned bonus as you lightly toss their salad?
